19 May, 2005
So, there I am in bed, sound asleep. Something tickles my hand and wakes me up â€“ at least, that’s what I’m assuming wakes me up. I shake my hand figuring it’s just nothing and roll over. Oh look, there’s a huge cockroach on the pillow right next to me. I guess that wasn’t “nothing” tickling my hand. Eeeeee! I don’t think I’ve ever jumped out of bed that quickly in my life. The worst part? I couldn’t kill it. It ran back under the bed before I could smoosh it. I can’t go back to sleep now!