Swimming Pool Dolphins
28 August, 2005
They just had a report on CNN about aquarium officials in the path of the hurricane evacuating dolphins in their facility to area hotel swimming pools. Their reporter was talking to an aquarium official while watching 3 dolphins swimming around in a pool. He asked if they were evacuating more than these 3 dolphins. “Oh yeah, we have 3 at the Best Western and 3 at the Holiday Inn.” I have no idea why, but for some reason, that completely cracked me up. Will they get turn down service? Is a continental breakfast included?
Here’s my prediction: The waters rise about 10 feet. Dolphins swim out of the pools and are never seen again.