I had planned on attempting roller skating for the first time in 30 years
tonight. Instead, it’s turned into roller standing and roller sitting.

When I got to the grocery store after work, there was a car with a dog inside and the back windows rolled down about 4 inches. In 90 degree heat. I whipped out my cell phone and took pictures of the license plate, a rear window view where you could see license plate and kind of see the back of dog’s head, and a view into the side window where you can clearly see the dog. But, apparently, I missed the “save” button on all but the side view – the one with no way to identify the owner of the car. Crap. I wanted to turn the bitch into the police for animal cruelty. “Oh, I left the windows cracked and was just inside for a few minutes” *fake smile*

Bitch.

’cause it’s been so long since I’ve seen it…

It’s been raining a lot here. A lot. How much? So much, that my yard, which is usually just a bunch of brown grass and dirt by this time of the year, is full of mushrooms. (Well, fire ants and mushrooms, but…MUSHROOMS!)